anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

(via u-ok)

dweebscar:

mycroftthequeen:

mycroftthequeen:

IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.

science has happened today

(via humourprincess)

Timestamp: 1368442491

dweebscar:

mycroftthequeen:

mycroftthequeen:

IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.

science has happened today

(via humourprincess)

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(Source: ozzyosborntodie, via starllex)

Timestamp: 1368442369

egberts:

mabeltron3000:

oomshi:

me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds

Jesus Christ what is happening

we’re going to mcdonalds

(Source: ozzyosborntodie, via starllex)

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

(Source: oncebarrowmans, via circumcisions)

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