“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via u-ok)
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IT TAKES 681 LICKS TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP THIS TOOK LIKE TWENTY EIGHT MINUTES BUT HEY DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.ALSO IT TAKES 783 LICKS TO FINISH THE TOOTSIE POP.
science has happened today
(via humourprincess)
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me when my mom says we’re getting mcdonalds
Jesus Christ what is happening
we’re going to mcdonalds
(Source: ozzyosborntodie, via starllex)
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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